Skinny Malinky Long Legs big banana feet , he went tae the pictures and couldn'y find a seat. 
When the picture started Skinny malinky farted. 
Skinny Malinky Long Legs big banana feet! 
 
Ask any Glaswegian - or Scottish person for that matter - to name a nursery rhyme and the chances are they will recite to you verbatim in a heartbeat the one about Skinny Malinky Long Legs and his (disastrous) trip to the pictures.
Comes with an envelope in a cello bag.
Made in Scotland. 
Message inside: Big banana feet.